Reports suggest since team members are all recent hires (just for the 4 Nations Cup), they can be fired immediately. Meanwhile, it’s rumored the FBI are set to investigate whether the Zamboni operator was a DEI hire who sabotaged the ice in favor of the Canadians.
No, just kidding.
Well done Team Canada for the tournament win, and congratulations also to the US, Finland and Sweden for reminding us how exciting ice hockey can be.
